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Pakistan, specifically due to the millions of Afghan refugees that live in the part of Pakistan called “Federally Administered Tribal Areas.” Though I suspect that they also have a ton of dirty, unwashed, smelly sex as well.
These same cats were within 60 miles of Pakistan’s capital, at the height of their offensive against the Pakistani military a few years ago (during/after which Pakistan attempted to hilariously enough maintain an official truce with them).
As to why they haven’t been wiped out by Pakistan? Well that’s crazy complicated, involving everything from Pakistan’s history and General Zia’s Islamization of Pakistani society (and in turn, her military and intelligence apparatus-those niggas are all *true believers*), fear of additional terrorist reprisals, utilizing them as a strategic power in Afghanistan (as was the case in the 90s).
Also, keep in mind that while Bin Laden was still kicking, he made numerous public videos outlining his organizations absolute allegiance to the Taliban’s number one nigga/MVP, Mullah Omar (dude was straight up gay for Omar…sorta like Omar Little). After his death, and especially after ISIS stated their goals of 1) creating a new caliphate, and 2) declaring some other uptown nigga, their Emir, Al Qaeda publically reinforced its allegiance to the Taliban (which is also why AQ and ISIS are not in fact BFF, I mean shit, how mad would you be if some other nigga come in and claim your corner after yo ass stepped away for a minute for a smoke).
Now in Pakistan, there are a ton of indigenous terrorist groups operating with the blessing of the government (mostly just to fuck with India, over Kashmir). Now these dudes get a lot of ideological cues from organizations like Al Qaeda. If Pakistan actually got its shit together and put down that crack pipe of terrorism (*naw dog, I’m still in control–I can stop whenever I want to*), and actually attempted to remove the Taliban, then that would likely set off a chain reaction of first pissing off Taliban’s BFF, Al Qaeda, and then pissing off all of the other homegrown terrorists groups its spent 20 years carefully cultivating.
So, thanks to that crack pipe, the Taliban have found a permanent home in Pakistan and will not be removed.